My Family Knows Me By FaceTime T-Shirt | Offshore Humor Tee | Hitch Life Shirt
My Family Knows Me By FaceTime T-Shirt | Offshore Humor Tee | Hitch Life Shirt
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One Pound PromiseEvery purchase removes one pound of plastic and trash from the ocean.
Two relationships. One brutal truth.
The family back home knows the scheduled calls, the patchy signal, the screen freeze mid-sentence. The crew out here knows something different — every bad call, every near miss, every moment where it almost went sideways. The offshore life splits you between two worlds, and somehow you belong to both.
My Family Knows Me By FaceTime. My Crew Knows Me By My Mistakes.
Bold front graphic — two lines that say more about offshore life than any job description ever could. Honest, funny, and instantly understood by anyone who has ever watched land disappear from the back deck.
• Bold typography — My Family Knows Me By FaceTime. My Crew Knows Me By My Mistakes.
• Pain and humor in one line — isolation and brotherhood captured perfectly
• The offshore shirt that hits different when you're on day 14
Perfect for offshore hands, PSV crew, rig workers, merchant mariners, and anyone living the hitch life far from home.
Every order removes 1 lb of ocean plastic - verified through our 4Ocean/EcoDrive partnership. Over 496 lbs removed and counting.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping: We ship anywhere in the U.S. International shipping outside of the US is temporarily unavailable.
Free Standard Shipping: Offer is valid on orders placed on https://riverlifeshop.com with a minimum purchase value of $50 after discounts and before taxes or any other associated fees are applied. Offer cannot be applied to past purchases.
Processing Time: All orders are processed within 3 to 7 business days. Processing times may extend during holiday seasons.
Shipping Time Estimates: For most of the items, it would usually take 5 to 7 business days for shipping. Orders are mailed via USPS.
Tracking: Once your order has been shipped your tracking information is generated and you will be notified via email.
Returns: We offer easy returns within 30 days of purchase.
Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
We will replace or refund your purchase in the case of a manufacturer defect. Manufacturer defects include, but are not limited to, issues such as rips, tears, holes, and faded printing that result from the manufacturing process.
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On-Demand Manufacturing info: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. We print your order, process it, and deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
