Caffeine Diesel and Pure Spite T-Shirt | Towboat Front Graphic | River Worker Tee
Caffeine Diesel and Pure Spite T-Shirt | Towboat Front Graphic | River Worker Tee
Size Chart
Couldn't load pickup availability
-
Free ShippingFor US Orders Over $50
-
Easy ReturnsSee Return Policy
-
One Pound PromiseEvery purchase removes one pound of plastic and trash from the ocean.
Coffee. Diesel. And absolutely pure spite.
Ask any towboater what gets them through a rough watch and the answer is always the same. This shirt stacks it up exactly as it is — no filter, no apology, just the three things that keep the river moving.
Caffeine, Diesel, and Pure Spite.
Bold front graphic — heavy distressed orange lettering with a battered coffee mug above Caffeine, a dripping diesel hose between Diesel and Pure Spite, and a towboat pushing barges at the base. Distressed orange and cream on black. Loud, direct, and instantly recognizable.
Heavy distressed lettering — Caffeine, Diesel, and Pure Spite
Coffee mug, diesel hose, and towboat stacked between the words
Distressed orange and cream on black
Perfect for towboaters, river workers, inland mariners, and anyone who runs on caffeine and diesel.
Every order removes 1 lb of ocean plastic - verified through our 4Ocean/EcoDrive partnership. Over 490 lbs removed and counting.
Product Details:
Print placement: Front graphic
Available in: Black, Navy, Dark Heather
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Proudly designed and printed in USA
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping: We ship anywhere in the U.S. International shipping outside of the US is temporarily unavailable.
Free Standard Shipping: Offer is valid on orders placed on https://riverlifeshop.com with a minimum purchase value of $50 after discounts and before taxes or any other associated fees are applied. Offer cannot be applied to past purchases.
Processing Time: All orders are processed within 3 to 7 business days. Processing times may extend during holiday seasons.
Shipping Time Estimates: For most of the items, it would usually take 5 to 7 business days for shipping. Orders are mailed via USPS.
Tracking: Once your order has been shipped your tracking information is generated and you will be notified via email.
Returns: We offer easy returns within 30 days of purchase.
Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
We will replace or refund your purchase in the case of a manufacturer defect. Manufacturer defects include, but are not limited to, issues such as rips, tears, holes, and faded printing that result from the manufacturing process.
For complete details, read our Shipping and Return policies.
Please contact us at support@riverlifeshop.com with any questions.
On-Demand Manufacturing info: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. We print your order, process it, and deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
