250 Years Same Excuse T-Shirt | The Big One Got Away | Funny Patriotic Bass Fishing Tee Gift
250 Years Same Excuse T-Shirt | The Big One Got Away | Funny Patriotic Bass Fishing Tee Gift
Size Chart
Unisex T-Shirt Size Chart
All measurements in inches · garment laid flat
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Long Sleeve Size Chart
All measurements in inches · garment laid flat
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Hoodie Size Chart
All measurements in inches · garment laid flat
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" |
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One Pound PromiseEvery purchase removes one pound of plastic and trash from the ocean.
250 years of freedom. 250 years of the same excuse.
Since 1776, Americans have been waking up early, heading to the water, and coming home with one unshakeable story: you should've seen the one that got away. Some traditions are worth celebrating.
This shirt is for the fisherman who's been telling that story his whole life — and for everyone who's been hearing it.
250 Years. The Big One Got Away. Same Excuse.
Bold vintage fishing badge — largemouth bass bursting from the water against an American flag shield, flanked by fishing rods and hooks, framed with the dates 1776–2026. Front left chest keeps it clean with a gold leaping bass and Since 1776 beneath it.
• Back: vintage fishing badge with bass, American flag shield, fishing rods, hooks, and 1776–2026 frame.
• Front left chest: leaping bass graphic with "Since 1776"
• Most giftable fishing shirt of the 250th anniversary — instant laugh, instant conversation starter
• Perfect for fishing dads, bass anglers, recreational fishermen, and anyone who loves a good fish story.
Every order removes 1 lb of ocean plastic — verified through our 4Ocean/EcoDrive partnership. Over 450+ lbs removed and counting.
Product Details:
• Proudly designed and printed in USA
• Original artwork, exclusively designed for Riverlifeshop
• Print placement: Full back graphic + front left chest badge
• Available in: Black, Navy, Forest Green
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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Shipping Time Estimates: For most of the items, it would usually take 5 to 7 business days for shipping. Orders are mailed via USPS.
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Returns: We offer easy returns within 30 days of purchase.
Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
We will replace or refund your purchase in the case of a manufacturer defect. Manufacturer defects include, but are not limited to, issues such as rips, tears, holes, and faded printing that result from the manufacturing process.
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On-Demand Manufacturing info: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. We print your order, process it, and deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
