{"product_id":"my-family-knows-me-by-facetime-offshore-t-shirt","title":"My Family Knows Me By FaceTime T-Shirt | Offshore Humor Tee | Hitch Life Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo relationships. One brutal truth.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe family back home knows the scheduled calls, the patchy signal, the screen freeze mid-sentence. The crew out here knows something different — every bad call, every near miss, every moment where it almost went sideways. The offshore life splits you between two worlds, and somehow you belong to both.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Family Knows Me By FaceTime. My Crew Knows Me By My Mistakes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBold front graphic — two lines that say more about offshore life than any job description ever could. Honest, funny, and instantly understood by anyone who has ever watched land disappear from the back deck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Bold typography — My Family Knows Me By FaceTime. My Crew Knows Me By My Mistakes.\u003cbr\u003e• Pain and humor in one line — isolation and brotherhood captured perfectly\u003cbr\u003e• The offshore shirt that hits different when you're on day 14\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for offshore hands, PSV crew, rig workers, merchant mariners, and anyone living the hitch life far from home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery order removes 1 lb of ocean plastic - verified through our 4Ocean\/EcoDrive partnership. Over 496 lbs removed and counting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Riverlifeshop","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51848144847144,"sku":"8061974_11546","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51848144879912,"sku":"8061974_11547","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51848144912680,"sku":"8061974_11548","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51848144945448,"sku":"8061974_11549","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51848144978216,"sku":"8061974_11550","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51848145010984,"sku":"8061974_12644","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51848145043752,"sku":"8061974_12645","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51848145076520,"sku":"8061974_12646","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51848145109288,"sku":"8061974_11561","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51848145142056,"sku":"8061974_11562","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51848145174824,"sku":"8061974_11563","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51848145207592,"sku":"8061974_11564","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51848145240360,"sku":"8061974_11565","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51848145273128,"sku":"8061974_12653","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51848145305896,"sku":"8061974_12668","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51848145338664,"sku":"8061974_12669","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":51848145371432,"sku":"8061974_15843","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":51848145404200,"sku":"8061974_15844","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":51848145436968,"sku":"8061974_15845","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51848145469736,"sku":"8061974_15846","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51848145502504,"sku":"8061974_15847","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51848145535272,"sku":"8061974_15848","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0913\/9834\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a0ee87035338.jpg?v=1779361934","url":"https:\/\/riverlifeshop.com\/products\/my-family-knows-me-by-facetime-offshore-t-shirt","provider":"Riverlifeshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}