{"product_id":"caffeine-diesel-pure-spite-towboat-night-back","title":"Caffeine Diesel and Pure Spite T-Shirt | Towboat Night Scene | River Worker Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeine. Diesel. And pure spite.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's what keeps the river moving at 0300 when the current is running hard and the watch never ends. No glory, no applause — just the fuel that gets you through it and the stubbornness to keep going anyway.\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt gets it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeine, Diesel, and Pure Spite.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBold back graphic — stencil-style lettering on the left, a detailed towboat pushing covered barges through dark choppy water under a full moon and star-filled sky on the right. Cream and gold on black. Raw. Honest. Earned.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBold stencil lettering — Caffeine, Diesel, and Pure Spite\u003cbr\u003eTowboat pushing barges through dark water under a full moon\u003cbr\u003eCream and gold on black — midnight river energy\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for towboaters, river workers, inland mariners, and anyone who runs on caffeine and stubbornness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery order removes 1 lb of ocean plastic - verified through our 4Ocean\/EcoDrive partnership. Over 490 lbs removed and counting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProudly designed and printed in USA\u003cbr\u003ePrint placement: Back graphic\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in: Black, Navy\u003cbr\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimers: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Riverlifeshop","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51817781395752,"sku":"9662585_11546","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51817781428520,"sku":"9662585_11547","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51817781461288,"sku":"9662585_11548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51817781494056,"sku":"9662585_11549","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51817781526824,"sku":"9662585_11550","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51817781559592,"sku":"9662585_12644","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51817781592360,"sku":"9662585_12645","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51817781625128,"sku":"9662585_12646","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51817781657896,"sku":"9662585_11561","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51817781690664,"sku":"9662585_11562","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51817781723432,"sku":"9662585_11563","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51817781756200,"sku":"9662585_11564","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51817781788968,"sku":"9662585_11565","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51817781821736,"sku":"9662585_12653","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51817781854504,"sku":"9662585_12668","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51817781887272,"sku":"9662585_12669","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0913\/9834\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-back-6a03006b7fd11.jpg?v=1778581646","url":"https:\/\/riverlifeshop.com\/products\/caffeine-diesel-pure-spite-towboat-night-back","provider":"Riverlifeshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}